my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
What a wonderful basket of frui…
I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF
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